Hi, i'm Loser Clarke, my hobbies are : Running over innocent by-standers, stealing candy from little children, and murdering sloths.

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Apparently I went to India

I just fell asleep for like 5 minutes wtf. I’m going to sleep again properly because.. I can. Good bye maggot.

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bens-awkward:

lauren-clarke:

Fair enough. Did you not want to go away anywhere? I went to the Bahamas.

The Bahamas! I’ve never been there but I heard its a lot of fun. I didn’t really have anyone to go with, haha.

It is a lot of fun. Ah well, the only reason I got to go to the Bahamas was because of Louis Tomlinson anyway lol.

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bens-awkward:

lauren-clarke:

You spent spring break SLEEPING?

Certainly! What did you do?

Fair enough. Did you not want to go away anywhere? I went to the Bahamas.

(Source: ohsexydylan)

Oops just saw this. Please look at your typing and then talk to me about West Park.

bens-awkward:

lauren-clarke:

It was really good thank you. How was yours?

It was very nice, I spent a majority of it sleeping!

You spent spring break SLEEPING?

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bens-awkward:

I know this! How was your break?

It was really good thank you. How was yours?

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bens-awkward:

lauren-clarke:

I don’t think you should be drinking then. It’s ILLEGAL.

You’re giving me a hard time, aren’t you?

I give everyone a ‘hard time’.

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bens-awkward:

lauren-clarke:

Are you 21?

Unfortunately not.

I don’t think you should be drinking then. It’s ILLEGAL.

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